Jars and bottles in all sorts of shapes, sizes and colours. Tall and slim, short and round. Oval, square and rectangular. Glass jars, plastic bottles, all sorts of containers in green, white, red, blue, silver, gold, and every other imaginable colour.

This one contains a rare deep sea ingredient, that one's made from the latest designer Japanese technology. Pore-tightening, skin peeling, wrinkle-reducing, soothing, quick, effective, miraculous elixirs!

Every wish granted by a little jar for sex, allure, beauty, elegance, luxury, fashion, youth, revitalization, freshness, perfection, purity, energy, excitement, elevation, revival, anything, oh anything! you've ever wanted.

Armies of women slathering lotions, spraying perfumes, applying toners, cleansing faces, apply make-up base, foundation, powder, eyeliner, brow liner, eyeshadow, mascara, blusher, lip liner, lipstick, gloss.. How long will it take to achieve perfection top to toe?

Ah, this fanciful and deceitful world!